Assistant TO the Regional Manager


when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute–==that is what your t-tle is

not to be confused with -ssistant regional manager
dwight “-ssistant the regional manager”
michael “no,it’s -ssistant to the regional manager”
dwight “its the same thing”
michael “no, its lower”

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