assisted small pet parkour

the “sport”of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the -ssistance of human propulsion.
jimmy and i had an awesome match of -ssisted small pet parkour. my cat dominated his yorkie – they don’t always land on their feet.

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