At least I’m not rubbing penises all over myself


“at least i’m not rubbing p-n-ses all over myself.”
(introspective)

“at least you’re…..”
(outrospective)

-phrase meaning “it could always be worse…” or “i could be doing worse things right now.”

examples of at least i’m not rubbing p-n-ses all over myself.

a) re-ssuring; in a bad situation used to remind another that “it could be worse.” (ex: “i know your life is chaotic right now, and you’re full of inner pain….but at least you’re not rubbing p-n-ses all over yourself.)

b) optimistic; use to re-ssure oneself that “it’s not that bad.” {ex: “even though i have no money, no job, no car, no girl…at least i’m not rubbing p-n-ses all over myself.”)

c) derogatory; used to insinuate h-m-s-xuality in a straight friend. (ex: “i may be having s-x with a fat chick…but at least im not rubbing p-n-ses all over myself…gary!”)

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