when you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl’s p-ssy and eat it clean
crazy ho wanted an atlantic city tuna melt and i said h-ll no!
- Double Cup
double cup. two cups stacked on each other, filled to the brim with a c-cktail consisting of promethazine and codeine syrup, candy (usually jolly ranchers, or skittles), ice, and a softdrink of choice (sprite, fanta, etc.) “po’up in my double cup.” #lean double cup promethazine codeine a cup of codeine syrup, hydro syrup, or tussinex […]
- making the devils butter
see masturbation you should all be ashamed that you’re making the devils b-tter!! (credit to redfapper via imgur)
- chubby blumpkin
performing -n-lingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches tv. “our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. it was kinda gross…can i borrow your toothbrush?”
something that makes you uncomfortably h-rny. did you see the size of that d-ld- she used it was disturbing and hot it was disturbis-xy. timmy’s grandma is looking good!, she is surprisingly disturbis-xy.
1.) when you’ve had a joint (or anything) so good it’s of “cosmicalliber” 2.)anything mind blowing 3.)an eccentric and strange word press blogger person a: “man that joint was so out of this world it was of a cosmicalliber person b: “yeah man it was so trippy i was practically seeing stars” #mind blowing out-of-this-world […]