Atlantic Shish-kabob
originating in the rural iowa town of atlantic. this has been described as an anti-social act in which the male partic-p-nt inserts an -ssortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s v-g-n-. he then consumes the contents of the v-g-n- in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. some of the emesis covering the male’s erect p-n-s allowing for lubrication to -n-lly penetrate the woman partic-p-nt and thus completing the shish-kabob.
billy was explaining to his friends how sh-t got pretty weird last night when he couldn’t find his ky and had to give the old lady the atlantic shish-kabob.
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