attention dating deficit disorder
a syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
i met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. she’s perfect. smart, funny, s-xy as h-ll. i think she may be the one… oh wow! dude you should see who just “winked” at me on match. oh i can’t wait to meet this one! sorry…what was i just saying before? what? c’mon i don’t have attention dating deficit disorder. i’m just picky.
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