attention deficit disorder

acronym form: add.
a much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

contrary to popular belief, add is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have add in order to attract sympathy. a good way to differentiate someone with add: people with add can’t sit still for long even when they’re doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (i mean constantly), and they don’t go around telling everyone they meet that they have add.
person with short attention span: “hey, show me some respect! i have add, you know!”

person with add: “sorry, i’m getting kind of bored already. i guess i just have a short attention span.”
the story of my life, along with my worse nightmare. and for your information destron, a.d.d. can’t be cure by a good kick in the -ss. before my diagnosis, my parents kicked me in the -ss multiple times and it did nothing. try walking through my shoes for a day and then we can talk about it…………
attention deficit disorder is the reason for my failures and isolation, and poor job performance.
attention deficit disorder, or add is a psychological term currently applied to anyone who meets the dsm iv diagnostic criteria for impulsivity, and/or inattention. the diagnostic criteria are subjective and include behavior which might be caused by a wide variety of factors, ranging from brain defects to allergies to giftedness. add, as currently defined, is a highly subjective description, not a specific disease.
thav aka andrew is a prime example of add.

dude man, you’re so hyper you must have the attention deficit disorder
when a person needs or wants attention because it makes them feel good about themselves but doesn’t get the attention he / she seeks and he/she gets sad about it.
petey : n-body has looked at my pictures or has liked my posts on facebook. ( he looks a little sad )

izzy : its okay petey. you must have attention deficit disorder.
a bullsh-t psychiatric label given to girls who dont get enough attention, and parents need ritalin.
rita didnt put her hand up in cl-ss, said her mother. lets put her on ritalin, i need some extra time to f-ck my husband for money, ,must be the attention deficit disorder.
when someone is used receiving(and somewhat dependent on)large amounts of attention fails to receive enough to satisfy them.
emily was a high maintenance bride and developed a attention deficit disorder as soon as football season started.
nothing that a
solid kick in the -ss can’t cure
attention deficit disorder is bullsh-t and anyone that “has it” should be shot. {t}he real reason add exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their lexus payments.