Auckland, New Zealand


an extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay sh-te-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. full of immigrants, commonly; fijian, indian, chinese, pacific islander are the main ethnic groups here. employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc… with great english skills. auckland is pretty much a smaller version of sydney, australia. has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the h-ll out living and working here.
person from elsewhere in new zealand “hey mate, i lost my job, you think i should move up to auckland ?”
aucklander ” yeah sure, if you’re willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill”

auckland, new zealand

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