Audible Brain Fart
the speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from abf without saying, “wow”.
most people go blank when experiencing a “brain fart” but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. these sentences are known as “audible brain farts.”
me: hey coach
coach: oh hey nate, you ready to run this sat-rday?
me: yeah, i think i’m-
coach: why don’t you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
me: wow, i think coach suffers from abf(audible brain fart disorder).
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