Aunt Mary’s Goat


a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one t-t.
my aunt mary has a disease called aunt mary’s goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one t-t!

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