austrailian slushe
when you are having -n-l s-x and the girl sh-ts on your d-ck then you stick it in her mouth in anger and she slurps it clean
mike hawk- hey mike how are you and jennifer?
mike hunt- i gave her an austrailian slushe last night
mike hawk- i dont know if i should be happy for you or not..
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