australian smoke mask
the male partic-p-nt rests his b-lls onto his partner’s eyes and then proceeds to leak a g-ssy one into the reciever’s mouth.
me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. she wasn’t very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.
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