Australia’s History


1. a s-x act where a p-ssive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the p-ssive one’s limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right t-t, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant “g-d save the queen” in perfect unison. the p-ssive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and sh-ts behind it like a camper. he then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his d-ck. bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying “i am a true gentleman”. be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun australia’s history could be ruined.
1. william: i did australia’s history last night. i got the stud’s number and everything.
noah: i never have done that. it sounds… gay
william: u wot m8? where’s your patriotic spirit c-nt? don’t you have love for this country!?

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