Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947
the avtomat kalashnikova (or ak47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm -ssault rifle, designed by mikhail kalashnikov. the ak is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most -ssault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. the ak47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. the ak is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. it can withstand almost anything. if you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. it is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. in some regions of the world, ak’s are sold at an extremely low price. to sum this up, the ak is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.
during a sandstorm in a small arabian village…
terrorist (with an uzi): put your f—ing hands up!
civilian: no.
terrorist: (tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
civilian: (pulls out ak47 and the sand doesn’t affect the ak)
terrorist: oh cr-p.
civilian: (shoots terrorist)
i have to put avtomat kalashnikova 1947 in here so ud will accept it.
Read Also:
- LOLbitch
1. the female version of a lolcat 2. someone who disconnects on quality conversations on omegle. 1. tonight lets go to the club and pick up some lolb-tches! 2. lisa is a lolb-tch. 3. you: i know a good definition of lolb-tch.- stranger: go on- you: someone who disconnects on quality conversations on omegle.- (you […]
- lollipop party
kind of like a 69. a whole lotta lickin and suckin going on. my mom asked me what i was doing tonight, i told her i was going to a lollipop party. she had no clue i just told her that i was going to 69 all night long.
- lolnage
a mix between lol and p/ownage. when you’re laughing so loud, you’ve “pwnd” yourself because of laughter. used when you find something extremely funny a : dude, today i saw john asking shawna out, he was so pitiful, it was hilarious ! b : it must’ve been real lolnage. a : yeah, it was!
- lol sandwiche
in msn speech a sentence where the typest starts with ‘lol’ and ends with ‘lol’. “lol it said u had a webcam so i thought i might as well see lol” above is a situation where a lol sandwiche exists
- Lolunism
the economic-political ideal of laughing out loud at everything. the lolshevik revolution officially made russia switch to lolunism.