awkward hand syndrome
when you’re having s-x, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.
think ricky bobby interview “i’m not sure what to do with my hands…”
i was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
i declared “awkward hand syndrome” and proceeded to “vogue” various hand gestures including “thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy”
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