Awkward Sloth Slap
just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.
sneak up behind someone and yell “awkward sloth slap” gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
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