Ayatollah Assahola


a term used to describe western sentiments towards the consolidation of power by the fundamentalist/terrorist radical, grand ayatollah khomeini and his cadre of fanatics in 1979. though khomeini is long dead, the term is still applicable to any radical ayatollahs including: nakhbadeh, zahedi, and even ayatollah razmada.
if that ayatollah -ssahola doesn’t stop sponsoring terrorism i’ll take him to the curb
a slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
one that muslims respect but all others laugh their -rs-s off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
also they talk funny.
“some leb got offended at my ayatollah -ssahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire.”

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