Baby dicking
when a man with an unusually small p-n-s lies and says he’s hung in a club or social venue, thus getting laid by numerous chicks who thought he had a 7 inch d-ck when in reality it was a measly 3.
matt: carl got caught baby d-cking at a club last night
nigel: yeah he screwed 4 hot and highly unsatisfied chicks.
matt: yeah but one went back and told everyone about his little p-ck-r and now they laugh and mock him.
nigel: amen.
to snap in the general crotch area to make someone flinch
guy 1: that guy just babyd-cked me in front of this girl.
guy 2: man, he is probably babyd-cking her too.
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