baby jesus poops


when you have to p–p so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. the p–ps often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus’ swaddled in little blankets.
after i ate all of that food i had a case of the baby jesus p–ps!

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