back in london

the moment you finally realise you’re not a 70 year old man with a c-ck as hard as a soaking wet sheet of asda’s own brand single ply toilet roll and it’s really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
f-cking h-ll you absolute limp d-ck that was depressing. have a word with pele and give me a call when you’re back in london.

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