baldness
baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.
david- “hey, that’s an egg!”
ron- “no, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!”
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a taxi cab being used without being licensed as required by a city or other government agency. the driver was arrested for banditting a cab.
- bat shit crazy fish
the most manic form of insanity. billmom = bill)this questline is insane! ted)insane? ted)this is bat sh-t crazy fish!?! bill)it’s not that crazy. ted)i was just eaten by a snail. do you know what the inside of a snail looks like? bill)no ted)me either it’s dark in here. -(two men playing an rpgmmo)-
- BDDSSM
the full acronym for bdsm. stands for bondage & discipline, dominance & submission, sadism & masochism. bdsm uses one d and one s for two different words each. bddssm is a term encomp-ssing a wide range of fetishes outside what’s considered “normal” in human s-xuality.
- Beerritable
the anger and irritability felt when one does not have a beer available. commonly displayed as aggression toward family, friends, coworkers, and other undeserving parties. guy 1: oh man, today i was so beerritable i called my boss a thunderc-nt. guy 2: cr-p dude. my girlfriend does that sh-t when she gets hangry.
- Bert Brow
when you happen upon someone who is either p-ssed out or asleep and you p–p a dark log across their brow or bridge of the nose, thereby giving the recipient a dark uni-brow, very much resembling bert of the bert and ernie duo from sesame street. what’s better is after you give the poor sap […]