a mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.
while lauren only has a mild case, david clearly has serious baritone’s disease.
- snuffy bag
noun; the large pocket of adipose tissue between the navel and perineum of some, but not all, obese individuals. also known as a fupa, gunt or front b-tt. d-mn, did you see the size of her snuffy bag!? it looked like she was smuggling a sack of potatoes!
- s*xist jokes
s-xist is when one gender makes fun of or insults the a member of the opposite gender in either a hurtful or unhurt full way. s-xist jokes or joke: a young couple are making a p-ssword for their new family email account on there computer when the husband types in myp-n-s then on the computer […]
contrary to popular belief, these are not br–sts that are ‘out of this world’, rather they are br–sts with a giant f-cking sp-ce between them. see: jessica “d-mn son, why’d you get banned?” “cuz i said i was 16, f-cking sp-ceb–bs.”
terrifyingly depressing poem’s you write while listening to sam smith on spotify “sorry i can’t go to school. i have to write some sadoems. i am working on one called loss.”
- peach b*tched
when you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients. haley: -checks peach ring ingredients “what the h-ll, there’s not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!” hannah: “daaaamn you’ve been peach b-tched!”