basilton grimm-pitch is only the best s-ssy g-y vampire/wizard youll ever hear about. he also has a fat crush on his enemy simon snow.
simon: tyrannus basilton grimm-pitch is so evil! hes plotting!! hes also kinda cute. like, really cute.
- african cactus
shoving both a p-n-s and a d-ld- up someones -ss “yo dude! my mate just used the african cactus on me” simultaneously shoving a d-ck and viabrater up a mans -ss “yo steve my boi harley just african cactus’d my mom”
when you c-m in the shape of a cross in your girls eye i chirched so hard last night
- look behind you
something a killer will say before proceeding to rip your guts out stalker: look behind you guy: huh? ahhhhhh
weird in a bad way and will never beat her sister in anything like running, sports, and races riglee will never beat her sister
- bermese wet helmet
place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure. “a girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it’s like a dutch rudder but with your mouth”