Because of my concussion…
bomc is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. this phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. no matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
-in a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing cheerleader chicken-
cheerleader #1: hey, how are you feeling?
ashley: abd oto ont. teird tllite a. (not too bad. a little tired.)
cheerleader #1: i have no idea what you just said.
ashley: sorry i have dyslexia…because of my concussion…
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