beer headphones

(noun) the phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
man, tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to “br-ss in pocket” by the cover band. that boy was wearing some serious beer headphones.

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