Bhakunde Bhut
bhakunde bhut
close cousin of lyapu lyapu.
bhakunde bhut is a ghost originating from kathmandu, nepal that enters into dwells inside medium size garbage bags. bhakunde bhut is notorious for circling around people’s feet and on occasion, clinging to the lower body of people. to pry it off after it clings to the body needs the use of special lines from the hanuman chalisa.
it is to be noted that bhakunde bhut has no limbs or a face, it is extra scary because of its simplistic nature, a blob of trash, energized by a spirit. the simplicity also gives it an air of mystery.
only way to get the spirit to separate from the trash and go it’s own way is to put it in a larger jute bag and hammer it to the floor repeatedly cursing at it. constant kicking it off your feet as it bounces back towards you also works, especially, if zero f-cks are given during the kicking process.
“जथाभावी फोहोर नगर है मोरा हो, भकुन्डे भुत आउछ ।”
translation
” don’t litter you moron, bhakunde bhut will get you”
Read Also:
- Dictatorial Cocksucker
any individual that works as a supervisor, manager or authority figure whose power has gone straight to their head and do their utmost to make life miserable for the people that unfortunately have to work with them . a dictatorial c-cksucker is an unreasonable disciplinarian who has no control over their lives and no authority […]
- You woke the wrong dog
meaning you’re in for it or it’s gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough -ss moutherf-cker thinks he can challenge you -tough video game boss approaches – player : “you woke the wrong dog !!”
- Kenny weaver
has a huge enormous d-ck. great at s-x never gives up on hot girls. he got a condom from his best friend and got laid the next week at the movies. i want kenny weaver kenny weaver has a huge -ss sick he did a crab thing once
- Anna Marie g
a beautiful curly headed girl with a phatttt azzzzz that goes to mary persons. i’m gonna f-ck the sh-t outta anna marie g one day. a girl with a phattttt azzzzz that stays in forsyth. i’m gonna f-ck anna marie g one day.
- Dusty Noodles
a safe word for deez nuts brooooo i gave her dusty noodles last night, pull out game weak…