billy bob nob gobbler
when a guy who looks like billy bob thornton sneaks up on you while your p-ssin and starts goblin your n-b.
dude, wtf do you think your doing trying to blow me while i’m p-ssin no less. anyone ever tell you that you resemble billy bob thornton from sling blade? no h-m- too you billy bob n-b gobbler!
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