the panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to f-ck and then decide to go commando
-the next day-
“why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?”
“oh those were just my birthday panties.”
a loud battlecry that acknowledges being in the greatest family to ever exist. f-ck world trash. ragghhh!
a person who’s been through a lot in her life but came out very strong . she’s bipolar but she has a little heart . she has been let down plenty of times , but she never let anyone down . she may have not been there , but it wasn’t her fault . people […]
s-xy af galaren, idk he’s just s-xy okay
- last love
your last love is the last person you truly love, the person that you haven’t fell in love with first, but fell in love with last. he’s not my first love, but he’s most definitely my last love.
- doing a fretter
a state of intoxication that far surp-sses sh-tfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered. often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. this often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the […]