Bitches Law of Cinema
the idea that any movie would be a lot better if at random times during the movie that a random person would run up and out of no where scream out “b-tches!” in a high pitched voice.
“say h-llo to my lil friend!!”
random guy “b-tches!”
-b-tches law of cinema
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