blue blumpkin
a blumpkin in a porta-john.
that sk-nky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.
when a girl leaves you with blue b-lls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue b-lls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
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