a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have sh-t of your own to take care of.
friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns
- blue illay
a desperate man who eye f-cks girls in the bombshelter of waterloo university blue illay just eye f-ck-d marina at bomber last nite. a virgin zebra who runs around the campus of waterloo university seeking to eye f-ck any girl in sight. blue illay just eye f-ck-d rosie near the slc.
coolset band in the world!!! awesome because of their llamaination skills!!!! (www.blullama2.com) -ils
- blumpkin patch
while receiving a blumpkin a t-rd scr-pes off on her chin leaving a sh-t stain, similar to a soul patch. is that chocolate on your chin? oh! i just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. it must be a blumpkin patch. when a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins. “were […]
the act of receiving oral s-x from a garden gnome while taking a dump. inspired by the original blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation. “that was the best blumplestiltskin everr” “hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome” n., a person who […]
this happens when one “cuts wind” “p-sses gas” or “farts” underwater. such as the bathtub or in the pool. “blurbble” “blurbbled” “blurbbling” i think it explains itself.