Brad Pitt’s Law

if you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.
you: “i asked a girl out on sat-rday, but she said she was busy”
friend: “did she say when she would be available?”
you: “no, but she seemed busy, for sure.”
friend: “she’s just not interested, it’s brad pitt’s law.”

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