Brazilian Gasmask
when a guy sits on your face with his nuts on your forhead and farts real hard, causing your hair, if you have any, to blow back. leaving behind shards of sh-t in the persons hair.
“hey did you hear what happened to travis today?”
“no, man what?”
“shawn gave him a brazilian gasmask!”
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