Brazilian purple paint job
when you put your d-ck into a brazilian girl’s -n-s and she clenches her b-tt checks so hard that when you pull out your p-n-s is a nice bruised purple color.
“dude, have you had a purple paint job before”
“nah but i’ve had a brazilian purple paint job, it’s on a whole different level”
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