browser’s remorse
the regret you feel when you’ve either:
wasted too much time browsing the net, facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
googled something you wished you didn’t i.e. if you google blue waffle you will have browser’s remorse.
accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
the regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can’t stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.
“i’ve been in bed in the whole morning now i have browsers remorse.”
“man i’ve got serious browser’s remorse…i thought dirty sanchez was that mexican cowboy cartoon character.”
“yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheap-ss don’t try to infect me with your browser’s remorse tomorrow”
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