bum and coke


to insert ones own digits in ones own -n-s before swirling said digit in an adversary’s drink. preferably if the owner of the drink is drinking a spirit mixed with c-ke
i just gave that john pr-ck a solid b-m and c-ke
drug-fuelled cottaging in a c-cktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.
did you come her straight from home tonight?

no, i popped into the lord lucan for a quick b-m and c-ke.

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