burch and seizure
the obligatory search and seizure of your costco merchandise by “burch,” your friendly costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the “costcop”)
burch is a fine fellow but burch and seizure is downright silly. burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
a pending case before the united states supreme court will determine whether costco’s burch and seizure practice is unconst-tutional.
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