Burmese Pocket Turtle


a sneaky s-xual move in which the man whips out his p-n-s while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.
girl after having p-n-s inserted into pocket: “what the heck?”
guy: “b-tch thats the burmese pocket turtle.”

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