Burts Tiki Lounge


burts tiki lounge is a slum dive bar in salt lake city, utah that hosts live music 7 nights a week. burts is located on state street just outside of the downtown area and has managed to destroy every health violation in the book, yet they have dodged the health department every time. burts is known for cheap live music, sh-tty overpriced c-cktails, bad service, deplorable bathrooms, and a downright ‘i don’t give a f-ck’ att-tude. it it the quintessential punk rock bar in salt lake city, where only the dirty underbelly dare to go on a friday or sat-rday night.

a tall can of pbr at burts will run you about $5 dollars.
did you see all that puke on the women’s toilet at burts tiki lounge? it’s been there for days!

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