C.A.N.S.


the c.a.n.s. is an acronym for crazy -ss n-gg- syndrome or also referred to as the ‘chris tuckers’. this syndrome is often brought upon with the presence of thc or extreme moments of excitement. symptoms are: louder more high pitched voice, screaming, and yelling.
joey: “man paka really had the c.a.n.s. last night, he wouldn’t stop yelling after we ripped from that bong”

wade:”d-mn chris tucker sure had the c.a.n.s. in the movie, friday”

Read Also:

  • grizzly gizzy broski

    the coolest hairest brother from another mother with humongo b-lls (who enjoys showing them off at random points to others), that sends pictures of his p–p for you to laugh at it. joins in on family functions randomly pretending to know everyone. has a p–p log book bought by his sister from another mother. it’s […]

  • Groan and Grab

    what many men do after being hit in the t-st-cl-s. they groan a lot and grab their b-lls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position after being hit in the t-st-cl-s, i don’t cry like a p-ssy. i’m a man, i do the groan and grab.

  • Poopjunkie

    see “b-tch -ss” to be a “p–pjunkie” you must do one of the following things: 1. eat fecal matter more than normal or healthy. 2. to poke fat people right in the belly. 3. have to have given or received a hot carl. also -ssociated with those known to be hobos or janksters. a connoisseur […]

  • poopology

    the study of fecal matter expelled from the -n-s. p–pology is not an exact science.

  • Poop Pushing

    -n-l s-x, b-tthump, going in the back door, etc. when you f-ck a girl in the b-tthole is p–p pushing


Disclaimer: C.A.N.S. definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.