C.C.H. Pounder
c.c.h. (cold crusty heal pounder) – in order to capture the esscence of the ol’ c.c.h., one must hang out in an unfinished bas-m-nt for 2 hours. this gives the bare feet a chance to cool down, catch some must. once fertile, the heel is prepped and ready to go. retrieve a nude female specimine as she will now experience jesus in the form of a heel. begin by slowly inserting your big tow… graceyfully slide the remainder of your foot into the v-g-n-. once you get heel deep you know she’s ready for “heel palpatations.” rapidly shake your foot within the v-g-n- until it’s bl–dy. soon she will understand…
“mom, i’ll be home at 11:00pm after i give solomon a c.c.h. pounder.”
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