C.T.A.F.


c.t.a.f. stands for can’t trust a fart.
when you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don’t know if your going to fart or sh-t your pants.
c.t.a.f.
honey wake up!! we need to change the sheets i just sh-t the bed. i have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but c.t.a.f.
clearly they are f-cking.
fangirl 1: did you see the picture of jesse and andrew?!
fangirl 2: mmmhm. ctaf.

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