c.u.p.i.d. system


the c.u.p.i.d system or “cupids” was devised by the singular alex zavos of cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

c.u.p.i.d. stands for “c-nt until point is disproven” and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly -ssuming everyone you meet is a tw-t until they prove to you that they are not.
a: steve’s just run off with my wife!
b: the c-nt! but i thought you two were mates.
a: i know, i know i’m too trusting i should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like alex said.
b: oh well at least you’ll know for next time, lets go get p-ssed

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