Cadbury Surprise
the act of dropping ones t-st-cl-s in someone’s eye sockets as they are sleeping, and waking them up with an expulsion of gas directly into their mouth.
“dude, i totally gave her a cadbury surprise last night!”
a more fun way to commit suicide…
first, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
magic: oh my god!??!?! i can’t believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
grandma: i know, it is horrible
magic: cadbury eggs?!?!? f-ck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(grandma crying in the back)
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