cahaba river rats
refering to the group of kids from hoover,alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs aka wrestlers..2 soccer p-ssys and one sh-tty baseball player. every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanct-ty of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the cahaba this morning?
person 2: probley those old cahaba river rats
person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming “cahaba!!!” “what?!?!” “cahaba riverrrr!!!”
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