Cake and Cock and We’re Fresh out of Cake


what do you say when your girl asks “what’s for dinner”?
when really all you want is a bl-w j-b.
– wife calls husband and says “honey, whats for dinner?”

– man replies “cake and c-ck and we’re fresh out of cake”

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