Cal Ripken’s Disease


any person who has not done the dirty for a minimum of 1,000 days even after bringing both asian and jewish ladies back to his or her aggresively loftstyle apartment.
our friend p-ssed up no strings attached s-x last night with a girl with 800 horsepower b–bs because he’s suffering from cal ripken’s disease.

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