Calamari Alfredo


in the same vein as a dirty sanchez or a dirty rodriguez, however the upper lip of the victim is coated with the fromunda cheese from inside the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s (can even be the victim’s own p-n-s)
elizabeth: d-mn, i’ve been smelling calamari alfredo all day!
charlotte: i thought you only had two deviled eggs and 3 martinis for lunch for lunch, not a pasta dish?!?
elizabeth: oh, its got nothing to do with lunch. rather, last night charles wanted me to give him a sloppy b.j. after he went to rowing practice…
charlotte: right, and…?
elizabeth: well,… he was all sweaty so i only let him do me in the missionary position for a while, but i fell asleep in mid bang.
charlotte: oh, my! he must have been p-ssed!
elizabeth: i’ll say! that’s why he must have slipped me the old calamari alfredo whilst i slept.

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