california bridge
the california bridge is when two people are having intercourse over two tables and their is a crevice in between. the guy throws the girl down yells “california bridge!” and continues railing her.
“hey ——- how are we gonna have s-x like this?”
“oh it’s quite simple we just need the “california bridge!””
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