California Carrot
the act of having a a girl suck on your p-n-s until it is nice and moist. then you stick your p-n-s in either a bag of doritos or cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. you then proceed to have -n-l s-x with your partner.
i need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give jessica a california carrot.
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